All these team names come from the fine teams of WAKA: Please feel free to add yours or claim ownership in the comments!
DRINKING:
Booze on First, Fire, MD
Hold My Beer & Watch This…, Fire, TX
Erin Go Brew, Freedom, CT
Tequila Mockingbirds, Ironsides, MA
Weapons of Mass Consumption, Live, TX
Liver Let Die, Live, TX
Alcoballics, Mid Hudson, NY
Team Beer Me, NorthState, CA
Kickelob Ultra, Recess, MA
Kickaholics Anonymous, Scorch, AZ
Brew’s Your Daddy, Silicon, CA
Brewtiful Balls, Space City, TX
Drinkers with a Kicking Problem, Storm, TX
Bases May Not be Loaded But We Are, Storm, TX
Drunk is the new Black, Tarpon, FL
Win or Looze We Still Booze, Victory, AZ
Blood Sweat and Beers, West Palm, FL
HUH?
The Amazing Super Optimistic Balloon Knots, Bethesda, MD
brownchickenbrowncow, Cowboy, TX
Mooseknuckles, Storm, OK
INSIDE JOKES:
Ptiches be Crazy, Arlington, VA
Here For Flip Cup, Atlantic, DC
We’re Kind of A Big Deal, Blister, AZ
It’s Not Going to Kick Itself, Capital, VA
Olde Fartz V, Capital, UT
Something Inappropriate, Costal, FL
One Kick Wonders, Dogtown, CA
Something to do with Balls, Empire, DC
Big in Japan, Fiesta, AZ
Dumpster Fire, Freedom, NY
Balls to the Mall, Freedom, DC
Your Balls My Foot, Greens, FL
Cabell Comprehensive Kickballers, Jewel City, WV
Kicks R For Kids, Junction, CA
Wakaholics, Lighthouse, NC
Meet my Meat, Live, TX
Kicking it Old Shool, Minutemen, MA
Hoodrat Gang”STARS”, Ocean, FL
Okole Maluna, Pacific, HI
Thunder from Down Hunter, Recess, NY
Who’s Up, Riptide, MA
The Most Interesting Team in the World, Sailfish, FL
Mobile Homies, Shorebreak, CA
Inflatable Party Sheep, Star, CA
In One Ear Out Your Mother, Storm, OK
1, 2, 3… Not It!!, Sunrise, AZ
Homebase Hustlers, Valley, AZ
Wasted Potential, Victory, TX
Dirty Otters, Waterfront, CA
Overzealous High Fivers, Westside, CA
Let it reign (Again), Westside, CA
Janitorial Honeybees, Yerba Buena, CA
JUST GEEKY:
Thundercankles, Atlantic, FL
We’ve Got the Runs, Breaker, FL
You Look Like I Need a Drink, Capital, VA
Not Illegal, Just Frowned Upon, Central, FL
Rainmakers, Central, CA
A Kickball Team., Crown, CA
Putting the F-U in fun!, Lucky, NV
Gray Team, Mesa, NM
Kickball 3.0, Mile High, CO
Uber Tiem, Mile High, CO
Ballsy McKickinface, Mountain, UT
Kentucky Fried Kickn! We do Kickin Right, Orange Crush, CA
Sir Kicks a Lot, Recess, NY
The Yellow Team, Redwoods, CA
Choose Your Own Adventure, Sandia, NM
That Squirrel Can Waterski, Shore, VA
WAKAmole, Solar, CA
Mighty Heinies, Stampede, TX
The Guy Fawkes Conservatory, Studio, CA
Wasted Talent, Surf City, CA
We Kick it and Feel no Pain, Thrasher, GA
Oxymorons, Thunder, CT
Zing!, Tinseltown, CA
Veridian Dynamics, Victory, NC
Bassackwards, West Side, TX
POP CULTURE:
The Savage Freds, Action, CA
Ball and Oates, Atlantic, DC
The Real Kick Ballerz of the LBC, Big Kahuna, CA
Fresh Kicks of BallAir, Blister, AZ
The Balled and the Beautiful, Breaker, FL
Wish I Was a Baller, Capital, CA
Parents Behaving Badly, Capital, CA
Finger Kickin’ Good, Central, FL
Kickin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Crown, CA
Ace of Base, Dogtown, CA
Bad Decision Bears, Freedom, NY
Menace 2 Sobriety IV, Freedom, DC
Saved by the Balls, Gardens, FL
Working for the Weekend, Glory, NC
One-Eyed Whisperers, Jewel City, CA
E = MC Hammered, Liberty, DC
Balls and Dolls, Lighthouse, ME
Kicki Longstocking, Millennium, IL
I just BLUE myself!, Millennium, IL
New Kicks on the Block, Minutemen, MA
Inglourious Blasters, Neptune, CA
Tears for Beers, Recess, NY
Kick in a Box, Redwoods, CA
Magically Delicious, Reef, FL
The Untouchaballs, Revolution, MA
I Wanna Dip My Balls In It, Solstice, CA
The Royal Tennenballs, Solstice, CA
2 Girls 1 Base, South Miami, FL
I Got 99 Problems But My Kick Ain’t One, Stingray, FL
Das Boot, Superhero, ME
Kickin’ Ain’t Easy, Tarpon, FL
2 Legit 2 Kick, Thunder, CT
Natural Born Kickers, Thunder, GA
Royal Tennenballs, Triumph, LA
The Smooth Criminals, Victory, NC
Legends of the Ball, West Chester, PA
I kicked a gril and I liked it, Yerba Buena, CA
PUNS:
We Got the Runs, Alexandria, VA
Life’s a Pitch, Arlington, VA
the grASSkickers, Atlantic, DC
The Ballbarians, Capital, UT
Slim Kickins, Federal, DC
Pitch Please, Freedom, NY
Youth in Asia, Freedom, DC
Red White and Belligerent, Justice, DC
Red Balls and Vodka, Justice, DC
Victorious Best Secret, Justice, DC
Sons of Pitches, Liberty, DC
The Seuss Sayers, Mesa, NM
Scared Kickless, Mountain, UT
Huge Subpoenas, Seaside, GA
Male Pattern Ballness, Star, TX
Balligerants!, Star, TX
Don’t Stop Ballieving, Storm, TX
Balled Eagles, Superhero, ME
Kickn’ Grass and Taking Names, Thunder, CT
WAKA, Texas Rangers, Thunder, TX
Deck the Balls, Tornado, TX
RELIGIOUS:
St. John’s Episcoposse, Capital, AL
In Balls We Trust, South Miami, FL
RHYMES:
Commotion from the Ocean, Atlantic, FL
Brickell Slap and Tickle, El Fuego, FL
Renegades & Hot Babes, Lighthouse, ME
Hit in & Quit It, Lucky, NV
SEX:
The Well Hungarians, Bethesda, MD
It Burns When I Kick, Blister, AZ
I Already Hit That, Breaker, FL
Hit it and Bounce, Dulles, VA
liquor balls, Gardens, FL
Team Sexy Pants, Hollywood, CA
Below Me, Liberty, DC
Sit on My Base, Live, TX
Multiple Scoregasms, Patriot, MA
I don’t pull out, but my couch does, Recess, MA
Suck My Kick, Sailfish, FL
Sloppy Second Basemen, Star, CA
Walk of Shame, Studio, CA
Kick Tease, Thunder, CT
I’d Hit It, Thunder, GA
For Play, Thunder, TX
KILFs, Horizon, AZ
Two Girls One Flip Cup, Triumph, LA
Not included in this list becuase there is at least one of the following in almost every leauge:
ballbusters, “off in…” and “sofa king…”
Suport this site!
99 Problems but a pitch ain’t one!
This summer LADDERS OF OPPORTUNITIES,INC. is launching our First COMMUNITY KICKBALL TOURNAMENT SERIES. We are in Youngstown Ohio and not much happens for all youth during the summertime that is positive, but we can and will host activities on Saturdays all summer long.
We are in need of sponsors for our Tshirts, and assistance with our food items, and volunteers for gaming activities.
Our Kickball team is the Rocky Mountain Oyster Cult!!
Seattle, WA
I’ve got to rep for ours, as its one of the few that I haven’t seen repeated:
Autoerotic AsKICKxiation
Rick Rollers, Star, CA
we used “Blueballers” last season
Blue Ballers!!
we need some more original names for our league so far all we got is THE TIG OLBITTIES.
Sacks & Racks (Pearland, Tx)
“Girls Like big Kicks” that’s our team name, Philadelphia, Pa.
David Hasselhoff’s Cowboy Boots Drenched In Mexican Bathwater. – AZ Horizon League